Daily FortunesApr 5, 2014
1: A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane.
2:...
1: A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane.
2: An inclined plane is a slope up.
3: A slow pup is a lazy dog.
QED: A sheet of paper is a lazy dog.
-- Willard Espy, "An Almanac of Words at Play"
(1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust
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(1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust the
furniture, shelves, and showcases.
(2) Each day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks.
Wash the windows once a week.
(3) Each clerk will bring a bucket of water and a scuttle of
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1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
1. If it doesn't smell like chilli, it probably isn't.
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1. If it doesn't smell like chilli, it probably isn't.
2. If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can keep it.
3. Cabs driving on the sidewalk are not permitted to pick up passengers.
4. It's bad manners to lie down inside someone else's chalk body outline.
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[1] Alexander the Great was a great general.
[2] Great generals...
[1] Alexander the Great was a great general.
[2] Great generals are forewarned.
[3] Forewarned is forearmed.
[4] Four is an even number.
[5] Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have.
[6] The only number that is both even and odd is infinity...
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Daily Fortunes for Apr 5, 2014
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