Daily Fortunes

Mar 11, 2014

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There...
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.

NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might...
NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle.

New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head,...
New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.

Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with...
Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?

Old Barlow was a crossing-tender at a junction where...
Old Barlow was a crossing-tender at a junction where an express train demolished an automobile and its occupants. Being the chief witness, his testimony was vitally important. Barlow explained that the night was dark, and he waved his lantern frantically, but...

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