Daily FortunesMar 24, 2014
There was a college student trying to earn some pocket...
There was a college student trying to earn some pocket money by
going from house to house offering to do odd jobs. He explained this to
a man who answered one door.
"How much will you charge to paint my porch?" asked the man.
"Forty...
There was a knock on the door. Mrs. Miffin opened it...
There was a knock on the door. Mrs. Miffin opened it. "Are
you the Widow Miffin?" a small boy asked.
"I'm Mrs. Miffin," she replied, "but I'm not a widow."
"Oh, no?" replied the little boy. "Wait 'til...
There was a mad scientist (a mad... social...
There was a mad scientist (a mad... social... scientist) who kidnapped
three colleagues, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician, and locked
each of them in separate cells with plenty of canned food and water but no
can opener.
A month later,...
There was once a programmer who was attached to...
There was once a programmer who was attached to the court of the
warlord of Wu. The warlord asked the programmer: "Which is easier to design:
an accounting package or an operating system?"
"An operating system," replied the programmer...
There was once a programmer who was attached to...
There was once a programmer who was attached to the court of the
warlord Wu. The warlord asked the programmer: "Which is easier to design:
an accounting package or an operating system?"
"An operating system," replied the programmer...
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