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Mar 5, 2014

Q: How does the Polish Constitution differ from...
Q: How does the Polish Constitution differ from the American? A: Under the Polish Constitution citizens are guaranteed freedom of speech, but under the United States constitution they are guaranteed freedom after speech. -- being...

Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take...
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light...
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in...
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb and four to share the experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs.) Q: How many...

Q: How many college football players does it take to screw...
Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it.

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