Daily Fortunes

Apr 13, 2014

"Humpf!" Humpfed a voice! "For almost two days...
"Humpf!" Humpfed a voice! "For almost two days you've run wild and insisted on chatting with persons who've never existed. Such carryings-on in our peaceable jungle! We've had quite enough of you bellowing bungle! And I'm here to state," snapped...

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great...
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting...
Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to... to... uh.....

I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's...
I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money. II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was. III: ...

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