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Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
 
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Hurewitz's Memory Principle:
        The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional
        to... to... uh.....
 
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I:
        The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin
        with a silk sow.  The same is true of money.
II:
        If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would
        probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
III:
        There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
IV:
        If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
V:
        One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output.
        Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average
        output.
                -- Norman Augustine
 
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I  wish  there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.
                -- Gallagher
 
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I accept chaos.  I am not sure whether it accepts me.  I know some people
are terrified of the bomb.  But then some people are terrified to be seen
carrying a modern screen magazine.  Experience teaches us that silence
terrifies people the most.
                -- Bob Dylan
 
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I acted to show my love for Jodie Foster.
                -- John Hinckley
 
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I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Congs.
                -- Muhammad Ali
 
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I allow the world to live as it chooses,
and I allow myself to live as I choose.
 
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I also believe that academic freedom should protect the right of a professor
or student to advocate Marxism, socialism, communism, or any other minority
viewpoint -- no matter how distasteful to the majority.
                -- Richard M. Nixon

What are our schools for if not indoctrination against Communism?
                -- Richard M. Nixon
 
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I always choose my friends for their good looks and my enemies for their
good intellects.  Man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"
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