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Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
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Hurewitz's Memory Principle:
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional
to... to... uh.....
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The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin
with a silk sow. The same is true of money.
If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would
probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output.
Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average
-- Norman Augustine
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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.
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I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me. I know some people
are terrified of the bomb. But then some people are terrified to be seen
carrying a modern screen magazine. Experience teaches us that silence
terrifies people the most.
-- Bob Dylan
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I acted to show my love for Jodie Foster.
-- John Hinckley
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I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Congs.
-- Muhammad Ali
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I allow the world to live as it chooses,
and I allow myself to live as I choose.
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I also believe that academic freedom should protect the right of a professor
or student to advocate Marxism, socialism, communism, or any other minority
viewpoint -- no matter how distasteful to the majority.
-- Richard M. Nixon
What are our schools for if not indoctrination against Communism?
-- Richard M. Nixon
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I always choose my friends for their good looks and my enemies for their
good intellects. Man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies.
-- Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"