Freebsd Fortunes

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
                -- Redd Foxx

Heaven, n.:
        A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of
their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you
expound your own.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Heavy, adj.:
        Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.

"Heisenberg may have slept here"

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
                -- Milton Friedman

Heller's Law:
        The first myth of management is that it exists.

Johnson's Corollary:
        Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the
organization.

"Hello," he lied.
                -- Don Carpenter quoting a Hollywood agent

Help!  I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!

HELP!  MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
                -- E. E. CUMMINGS