Freebsd Fortunes

"He was a modest, good-humored boy.  It was Oxford that made him
insufferable."

"He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both
eyes ..."

He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry
attacks democracy itself.
                -- William S. Paley, chairman of CBS

He who Laughs, Lasts.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
                -- Redd Foxx

Heaven, n.:
        A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of
their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you
expound your own.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Heavy, adj.:
        Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.

"Heisenberg may have slept here"

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
                -- Milton Friedman