Daily Fortunes

Sep 10, 2014

About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son...
About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.

About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is...
About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates...
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves...
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. -- Herbert Hoover

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil...
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt ax. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra

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