Daily Fortunes

Dec 10, 2014

Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside. Her voice...
Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. "Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make before I go. I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe... I spent it on a fling...

Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read...
Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about women. -- George Bernard Shaw

Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child? Ed: It's...
Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child? Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception. -- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane"

Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you. --...
Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you. -- Mae West

Keep women you cannot. Marry them and they come to hate...
Keep women you cannot. Marry them and they come to hate the way you walk across the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you at the end of six months. -- Moore

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