Daily Fortunes

Sep 17, 2014

Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more...
Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?" A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little bottles into the typewriter.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming...
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "The elephants are coming over the hill." Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing sunglasses? A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize...

Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: ...
Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.

Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up? A: ...
Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up? A: The very best person they can possibly be.

Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. Q: What...
Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. Q: What do monsters drink? A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)

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