Daily Fortunes

Jan 17, 2014

The notes blatted skyward as the rose over the Canada geese,...
The notes blatted skyward as the rose over the Canada geese, feathered rumps mooning the day, webbed appendages frantically pedaling unseen bicycles in their search for sustenance, driven by cruel Nature's maxim, 'Ya wanna eat, ya gotta work,' and at last I knew...

The notion of a "record" is an obsolete remnant...
The notion of a "record" is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. -- D.M. Ritchie

The number of computer scientists in a room...
The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.

The number of feet in a yard is directly proportional to...
The number of feet in a yard is directly proportional to the success of the barbecue.

The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball...
The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball machine increases in direct proportion to how much you hate licorice.

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