Daily Fortunes

Oct 17, 2014

"What you end up with, after running an operating system...
"What you end up with, after running an operating system concept through these many marketing coffee filters, is something not unlike plain hot water." (By Matt Welsh)

What's this script do? unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ;...
What's this script do? unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented. Sometimes you're in a sleeping bag, camping out. (Contributed by Frans van der Zande.)

`When you say "I wrote a program that crashed...
`When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".' (By Linus Torvalds)

"Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX." (By...
"Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX." (By Stephan Zielinski)

"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk...
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk ?" Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !! (By leitner@inf.fu-berlin.de, Felix von Leitner)

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