Daily Fortunes

Nov 13, 2015

I came out of twelve years of college and I didn't even know...
I came out of twelve years of college and I didn't even know how to sew. All I could do was account -- I couldn't even account for myself. -- Firesign Theatre

I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma...
I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma for my mother.

I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and...
I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't. -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body"

I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other...
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half. -- Jay Gould

I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide...
I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporary relief to nymphomaniacs. -- Larry Lee

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