Freebsd Fortunes 4

I came out of twelve years of college and I didn't even know how to sew.
All I could do was account -- I couldn't even account for myself.
                -- Firesign Theatre

I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma for my mother.

I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
                -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body"

I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
                -- Jay Gould

I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart,
and provide temporary relief to nymphomaniacs.
                -- Larry Lee

I can relate to that.

I can resist anything but temptation.

I can see him a'comin'
With his big boots on,
With his big thumb out,
He wants to get me.
He wants to hurt me.
He wants to bring me down.
But some time later,
When I feel a little straighter,
I'll come across a stranger
Who'll remind me of the danger,
And then.... I'll run him over.
Pretty smart on my part!
To find my way... In the dark!
                -- Phil Ochs

I can write better than anybody who can write faster,
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
                -- A.J. Liebling

I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.
                -- Lillian Hellman