Freebsd Fortunes 4

I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
                -- Jay Gould

I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart,
and provide temporary relief to nymphomaniacs.
                -- Larry Lee

I can relate to that.

I can resist anything but temptation.

I can see him a'comin'
With his big boots on,
With his big thumb out,
He wants to get me.
He wants to hurt me.
He wants to bring me down.
But some time later,
When I feel a little straighter,
I'll come across a stranger
Who'll remind me of the danger,
And then.... I'll run him over.
Pretty smart on my part!
To find my way... In the dark!
                -- Phil Ochs

I can write better than anybody who can write faster,
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
                -- A.J. Liebling

I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.
                -- Lillian Hellman

I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos.
                -- Albert Einstein, on the randomness of quantum mechanics

I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats;
If it be man's work I will do it.

I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
                -- Steven Pearl