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Nov 25, 2015

Don't let your status become too quo!
Don't let your status become too quo!

Don't quit now, we might just as well lock the door and throw...
Don't quit now, we might just as well lock the door and throw away the key.

Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.

Don't worry -- the brontosaurus is slow, stupid, and placid.
Don't worry -- the brontosaurus is slow, stupid, and placid.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take...
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.
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