Daily Fortunes

May 25, 2015

Whistler's Law: You never know who is right, but...
Whistler's Law: You never know who is right, but you always know who is in charge.

Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
Whistler's mother is off her rocker.

White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.

White House carpenters have reworked the master bedroom,...
White House carpenters have reworked the master bedroom, remodeling it so that Ronnie can sleep with his head in the hall. That way, by the time he wakes up, somebody will have already shined his hair.

Whitehead's Law: The obvious answer is always...
Whitehead's Law: The obvious answer is always overlooked.

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