Daily Fortunes

Dec 3, 2015

There are running jobs. Why don't you go chase them?
There are running jobs. Why don't you go chase them?

There are three kinds of people: men, women, and unix.
There are three kinds of people: men, women, and unix.

There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned...
There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned away from the sun; there's a large meteor blocking transmission; someone loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD...
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson

There are two ways of constructing a software design. One...
There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. -- C.A.R. Hoare

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