Daily Fortunes

Aug 12, 2015

What did you bring that book I didn't want to be read to out...
What did you bring that book I didn't want to be read to out of about Down Under up for?

What did you do when the ship sank? I grabbed a cake of soap...
What did you do when the ship sank? I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore.

What do I consider a reasonable person to be? I'd say...
What do I consider a reasonable person to be? I'd say a reasonable person is one who accepts that we are all human and therefore fallible, and takes that into account when dealing with others. Implicit in this definition is the belief that it is the right and...

What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin...
What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin. -- Jerry Lester

What do you have when you have six lawyers buried up to their...
What do you have when you have six lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

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