Daily Fortunes

Jan 12, 2015

A comment on schedules: Ok, how long will it take? For each...
A comment on schedules: Ok, how long will it take? For each manager involved in initial meetings add one month. For each manager who says "data flow analysis" add another month. For each unique end-user type add one month. For each unknown software...

UNIX Shell is the Best Fourth Generation Programming...
UNIX Shell is the Best Fourth Generation Programming Language It is the UNIX shell that makes it possible to do applications in a small fraction of the code and time it takes in third generation languages. In the shell you process whole files at a time,...

"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy." -- Dr. Emilio...
"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy." -- Dr. Emilio Lizardo

"Floggings will continue until morale improves." --...
"Floggings will continue until morale improves." -- anonymous flyer being distributed at Exxon USA

"Hey Ivan, check your six." -- Sidewinder missile...
"Hey Ivan, check your six." -- Sidewinder missile jacket patch, showing a Sidewinder driving up the tail of a Russian Su-27

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