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Freebsd Fortunes:  2811 of 3566

The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free
information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a
dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.  If you ask them a
real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless.

So, for guidance, you want to look to big business.  Big business never
pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big
consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes...
                -- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2812 of 3566

The Kennedy Constant:
        Don't get mad -- get even.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2813 of 3566

The Killer Ducks are coming!!!
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2814 of 3566

The ladies men admire, I've heard,
Would shudder at a wicked word.
Their candle gives a single light;
They'd rather stay at home at night.
They do not keep awake till three,
Nor read erotic poetry.
They never sanction the impure,
Nor recognize an overture.
They shrink from powders and from paints ...
So far, I've had no complaints.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2815 of 3566

"The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a
word processor.', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about
drugs.'
                -- Roy Blount, Jr.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2816 of 3566

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the
poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal
bread.
                -- Anatole France
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2817 of 3566

The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the
law free.
                -- Henry David Thoreau
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2818 of 3566

"The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance.  He of all
men should behave as though the law compelled him.  But it is the
universal weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we
presently imagine we own."
                -- H.G. Wells
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2819 of 3566

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching
train.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2820 of 3566

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.
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