Daily Fortunes

Aug 29, 2015

The package said "requires Microsoft Windows 95...
The package said "requires Microsoft Windows 95 or better" - I don't understand why it doesn't work on my pocket calculator!

The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.
The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.

Linux vs. Windows is a no-WIN situation.
Linux vs. Windows is a no-WIN situation.

In 1968 it took the computing power of 2 C-64's to fly a rocket...
In 1968 it took the computing power of 2 C-64's to fly a rocket to the moon. Now, in 1998 it takes the Power of a Pentium 200 to run Microsoft Windows 98. Something must have gone wrong.

Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made...
Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!

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