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Aug 6, 2015

3M, under the Scotch brand name, manufactures a fine adhesive...
3M, under the Scotch brand name, manufactures a fine adhesive for art and display work. This product is called "Craft Mount". 3M suggests that to obtain the best results, one should make the bond "while the adhesive is wet, aggressively tacky." I...

3rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune:...
3rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

40 isn't old. If you're a tree.
40 isn't old. If you're a tree.

4.2 BSD UNIX \#57: Sun Jun 1 23:02:07 EDT 1986 You swing...
4.2 BSD UNIX \#57: Sun Jun 1 23:02:07 EDT 1986 You swing at the Sun. You miss. The Sun swings. He hits you with a 575MB disk! You read the 575MB disk. It is written in an alien tongue and cannot be read by your tired Sun-2 eyes. You throw the 575MB disk at the Sun...

(6) Men employees will be given time off each week...
(6) Men employees will be given time off each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church. (7) After an employee has spent his thirteen hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading...

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