Daily FortunesSep 19, 2015
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled...
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from
Heaven. As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought,
and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon
to be created."
"This is true,"...
An amendment to a motion may be amended, but an amendment to...
An amendment to a motion may be amended, but an amendment to an amendment
to a motion may not be amended. However, a substitute for an amendment to
and amendment to a motion may be adopted and the substitute may be amended.
-- The Montana legislature's...
An attorney was defending his client against a charge...
An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
"Your Honor, my client is accused of stuffing his lover's mutilated body into
a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border. Just north of Tijuana a cop
spotted her hand sticking out of...
An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's long-winded...
An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's long-winded summation,
leaned over the bench and remarked, "I've heard your arguments, Sir
Geoffrey, and I'm none the wiser!" Sir Geoffrey responded, "That may be,
Milord, but at least you're better...
And then there was the lawyer that stepped in cow manure...
And then there was the lawyer that stepped in cow manure and thought
he was melting...
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