Daily Fortunes

Sep 8, 2015

"The pyramid is opening!" "Which...
"The pyramid is opening!" "Which one?" "The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"

The quality of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
The quality of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.

The Queen is most anxious to enlist every one who can speak...
The Queen is most anxious to enlist every one who can speak or write to join in checking this mad, wicked folly of "Woman's Rights", with all its attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every sense of womanly feeling and propriety...

The questions remain the same. The answers are eternally...
The questions remain the same. The answers are eternally variable.

The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse...
The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse about rabbits The cow is of the bovine ilk; That doesn't mention their habits. One end is moo, the other, milk. -- Ogden Nash

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