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Jul 19, 2015

Whenever someone tells you to take their advice, you can...
Whenever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure that they're not using it.

Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is...
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth. -- Mark Twain

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority,...
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. -- Mark Twain

Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum...
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weight 1 1/2 tons. -- Popular Mechanics, March 1949

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