Daily FortunesFeb 27, 2016
Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number...
Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then
give it back to them.
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it...
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"
"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not...
"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern
technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."
Conversation, n.:
A vocal competition in which the...
Conversation, n.:
A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath
is called the listener.
Conway's Law:
In any organization there will always...
Conway's Law:
In any organization there will always be one person who knows
what is going on.
This person must be fired.
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