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Feb 4, 2016

A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive
A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive

AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! You brute! ...
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! You brute! Knock before entering a ladies room!

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

"About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody...
"About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends." -- Herbert Hoover

Absence makes the heart go wander.
Absence makes the heart go wander.
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