Daily Fortunes

Feb 19, 2016

It will be advantageous to cross the great stream ...
It will be advantageous to cross the great stream ... the Dragon is on the wing in the Sky ... the Great Man rouses himself to his Work.

It will be generally found that those who sneer habitually...
It will be generally found that those who sneer habitually at human nature and affect to despise it, are among its worst and least pleasant examples. -- Charles Dickens

It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped...
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat. -- Robert Fuoss

It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell...
It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. -- Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing...
"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

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