Daily Fortunes

Feb 29, 2016

Don't everyone thank me at once! -- Han Solo
Don't everyone thank me at once! -- Han Solo

Dustin Farnum: Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued...
Dustin Farnum: Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats! Oliver Herford: Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of it! -- Brian Herbert, "Classic Comebacks"

Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult. -- Actor...
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult. -- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed.

E.T. GO HOME!!! (And take your Smurfs with you.)
E.T. GO HOME!!! (And take your Smurfs with you.)

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent...
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent. -- Fred Allen

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