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Apr 29, 2016

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation...
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. -- George Bernard Shaw

Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions...
Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time. -- Emerson, "Society and Solitude"

Alcoholics Anonymous is when you get to drink under someone...
Alcoholics Anonymous is when you get to drink under someone else's name.

Always store beer in a dark place. -- Lazarus...
Always store beer in a dark place. -- Lazarus Long

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much...
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. -- Dylan Thomas
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