Daily Fortunes

Jun 15, 2016

The most exquisite peak in culinary art is conquered when...
The most exquisite peak in culinary art is conquered when you do right by a ham, for a ham, in the very nature of the process it has undergone since last it walked on its own feet, combines in its flavor the tang of smoky autumnal woods, the maternal softness of earthy...

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty...
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. -- Calvin Trillin

"The National Association of Theater Concessionaires...
"The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert." -- D. Letterman

The number of feet in a yard is directly proportional to...
The number of feet in a yard is directly proportional to the success of the barbecue.

The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball...
The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball machine increases in direct proportion to how much you hate licorice.

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