Daily FortunesSep 2, 2016
"I thought you were trying to get into...
"I thought you were trying to get into shape."
"I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."
I'm hungry, time to eat lunch.
I'm hungry, time to eat lunch.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is...
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
-- Totie Fields
If at first you fricasee, fry, fry again.
If at first you fricasee, fry, fry again.
If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.
If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.
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Daily Fortunes for Sep 2, 2016
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