Daily Fortunes

Feb 2, 2016

A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce...
A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce the devil. Replied Voltaire, "This is no time to make new enemies."

A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And the Master...
A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And the Master answered: It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence. It is that which men in former times had to bear upon their backs. It is that which has caused nations to build byways...

A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of...
A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions. -- George Eliot

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails,...
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. -- Sir Winston Churchill, 1952

A private sin is not so prejudicial in the world as a public...
A private sin is not so prejudicial in the world as a public indecency. -- Miguel de Cervantes

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