Daily Fortunes

Sep 28, 2016

DAMN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
DAMN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

Dark and lonely on a summer night Kill my landlord, ...
Dark and lonely on a summer night Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord. The watchdog barkin' Do he bite? Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord. Slip in his window. Break his neck. Then his house I start to wreck Got no reason, What the heck? ...

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to...
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember. -- Oliver Herford

Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold! --...
Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold! -- Princess Leia Organa

Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.

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