Daily Fortunes

Sep 16, 2016

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters...
One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. -- George Herbert

One of the disadvantages of having children is that they...
One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old enough to give you presents they make at school. -- Robert Byrne

Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.

Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.
Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they...
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have much of anything to do with it.

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