Daily Fortunes

Jan 7, 2017

Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers...
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath. --...

Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger...
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped,...
Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.

Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying...
Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.

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