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Anthony's Law of Force:
Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
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Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
corner of the workshop.
Corollary:
On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike
your toes.
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Antonym, n.:
The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
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Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
-- Charles McCabe
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Any dramatic series the producers want us to take seriously as a
representation of contemporary reality cannot be taken seriously as a
representation of anything -- except a show to be ignored by anyone
capable of sitting upright in a chair and chewing gum simultaneously.
-- Richard Schickel
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Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
-- Aesop
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Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that
this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a
whole week.
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Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to
sell it.
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Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche
-- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance,
my grandmother used to say, "The black cat is always the last one off
the fence." I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was
undoubtedly true.
-- Solomon Short
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Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there.
-- Sydney J. Harris
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