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Anthony's Law of Force:
        Don't force it; get a larger hammer.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
        Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
        corner of the workshop.

Corollary:
        On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike
        your toes.

Antonym, n.:
        The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.

Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
                -- Charles McCabe

Any dramatic series the producers want us to take seriously as a
representation of contemporary reality cannot be taken seriously as a
representation of anything -- except a show to be ignored by anyone
capable of sitting upright in a chair and chewing gum simultaneously.
                -- Richard Schickel

Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
                -- Aesop

Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that
this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a
whole week.

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to
sell it.

Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche
-- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea.  For instance,
my grandmother used to say, "The black cat is always the last one off
the fence."  I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was
undoubtedly true.
                -- Solomon Short

Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there.
                -- Sydney J. Harris