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Apr 1, 2017

Windows NT Performance, on the next "In Search Of"
Windows NT Performance, on the next "In Search Of"

Windows NT: Only 64 megs needed to play Minesweeper!
Windows NT: Only 64 megs needed to play Minesweeper!

Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!

The package said "requires Microsoft Windows 95...
The package said "requires Microsoft Windows 95 or better" - I don't understand why it doesn't work on my pocket calculator!

The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.
The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.
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