Daily FortunesApr 5, 2017
A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there... A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself.
-- Du Bois
A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch... A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it. As he
was hanging there for dear life, he looked up and cried out,
"Is anybody there?"
A deep majestic voice...
A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of... A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles
in the road.
-- Alexander Smith
A man goes into a bar and begins to tell a Polish joke... A man goes into a bar and begins to tell a Polish joke. The man sitting
next to him, a big hulking powerhouse, turns and says menacingly, "*I'm*
Polish."
He then calls out, "Ivan! Come over here and bring your brother."
Two men, bigger than...
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he... A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Newsweek"
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Daily Fortunes for Apr 5, 2017
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