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Jun 16, 2017

Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful...
Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment.

Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.
Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.

Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.
Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.

Stress has been pinpointed as a major cause of illness...
Stress has been pinpointed as a major cause of illness. To avoid overload and burnout, keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead. Learn the "Gaslight" treatment, the "Are you talking to me?" technique, and the "Do you feel okay? ...

The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.
The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.

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