Daily FortunesDec 16, 2017
"Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said...
"Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the
dog] is good for almost every kind of game. He went duck hunting one time
and did real well at it. Then Papa bought some ducks, not wild ducks but,
you know, farm ducks. And it...
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down...
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the
same moment -- halftime.
Once there was this conductor see, who had a bass problem...
Once there was this conductor see, who had a bass problem. You see, during
a portion of Beethovan's Ninth Symphony in which there are no bass violin
parts, one of the bassists always passed a bottle of scotch around. So,
to remind himself that the basses usually required...
One thought driven home is better than three left on base.
One thought driven home is better than three left on base.
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 16, 2017
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