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Oct 13, 2018

Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.
Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.

Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly...
Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.

Good day to let down old friends who need help.
Good day to let down old friends who need help.

Good evening, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became...
Good evening, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred ninety-five. My supervisor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you would like, I could sing it for you.

Good, fast, and cheap. Choose any two.
Good, fast, and cheap. Choose any two.

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