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Apr 13, 2018

For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.
For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.

The inside contact that you have developed at great expense...
The inside contact that you have developed at great expense is the first person to be let go in any reorganization.

It's tough to get reallocated when you're the one who's...
It's tough to get reallocated when you're the one who's redundant.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

If you're early, it'll be cancelled. If you knock yourself...
If you're early, it'll be cancelled. If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will have to wait. If you're late, you will be too late.
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