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Good evening, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational
at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred
ninety-five. My supervisor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a
song. If you would like, I could sing it for you.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1931 of 2182 |
Good, fast, and cheap. Choose any two.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1932 of 2182 |
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1933 of 2182 |
Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of
those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the
will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of
government, therefore, is the method of choosing leaders.
-- Frank Herbert, "Children of Dune"
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1934 of 2182 |
"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1935 of 2182 |
Good judgement comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgement.
-- Jim Horning
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1936 of 2182 |
Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1937 of 2182 |
Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're
giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely
at ten o'clock. That's two minutes from now.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1938 of 2182 |
Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1939 of 2182 |
Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
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