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Oct 21, 2018

If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.
If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always...
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior. -- A.J. Liebling, "The Press"

If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw...
If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it. -- William Orton

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a...
If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you? -- Garrison Keillor

If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose...
If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life. -- Robert Pante, fashion consultant

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