| Freebsd Murphys Law: 703 of 833 |
If you buy bananas or avocados before they are ripe,
there won't be any left by the time they are ripe. If
you buy them ripe, they rot before they are eaten.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 704 of 833 |
How long a minute is depends on which side of the
bathroom door you're on.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 705 of 833 |
The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely
with its price and directly with its ugliness.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 706 of 833 |
If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch
it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 707 of 833 |
If there are only two shows worth watching, they will
be on together.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 708 of 833 |
The only new TV show worth watching will be cancelled.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 709 of 833 |
The TV show you've been looking forward to all week
will be preempted.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 710 of 833 |
Most people deserve each other.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 711 of 833 |
Possessions increase to fill the space available for
their storage.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 712 of 833 |
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal
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