Daily Fortunes

Feb 21, 2018

Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young...
Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidical progression when he is already in the company of (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better-looking and richer male...

belief, n: Something you do not believe.
belief, n: Something you do not believe.

Bennett's Laws of Horticulture: (1) Houses are...
Bennett's Laws of Horticulture: (1) Houses are for people to live in. (2) Gardens are for plants to live in. (3) There is no such thing as a houseplant.

Benson's Dogma: ASCII is our god, and Unix is...
Benson's Dogma: ASCII is our god, and Unix is his profit.

Bershere's Formula for Failure: There are only...
Bershere's Formula for Failure: There are only two kinds of people who fail: those who listen to nobody... and those who listen to everybody.

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