Daily FortunesMay 21, 2018
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of...
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I
have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with
slightly over half that quantity of beer.
-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons...
When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve
it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality.
-- Al Capone
When the cup is full, carry it level.
When the cup is full, carry it level.
When the going gets tough, the tough go grab a beer.
When the going gets tough, the tough go grab a beer.
While riding in a train between London and Birmingham,...
While riding in a train between London and Birmingham, a woman
inquired of Oscar Wilde, "You don't mind if I smoke, do you?"
Wilde gave her a sidelong glance and replied, "I don't mind if
you burn, madam."
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Daily Fortunes for May 21, 2018
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